Archive for December 13th, 2006

13
Dec

Why Chinese must not have Christian’s name…

By bho 0 Comments
Categories: General, Humorous and Life

I received the following from the email but it would only make sense if you know the chinese dialects in bracket, hahaha…

> Anne Chang ( Mandarin )- Dirty
> Anne Chin ( Mandarin ) - Keep quiet
> Faye Chen ( Mandarin ) - Dusty
> Carl Cheng ( Hokkien ) - Buttock
> Monica Cheng ( Hokkien ) - Touching your buttocks
> Lucy Leow ( Hokkien ) - You are dead
> Jane Tan ( Mandarin ) - Frying eggs
> Suzie Leow ( Hokkien ) - Lost till death
> Henry Mah ( Mandarin ) - Hate your mum
> Corrine Tai ( Hokkien ) - Poor fellow
> Paul Chan ( Mandarin ) - Bankrupt
> Nelson Tan ( Mandarin ) - Bird laying eggs
> Leslie Tong ( Mandarin ) - Rubbish bin
> Carmen Tng ( Hokkien ) - Leg hair long
> Connie Mah ( Cantonese ) - Call your mother
> Danny See ( Hokkien ) - Squeeze you to death
> Rosie Teng ( Hokkien ) - Screws and nails
> Pete Tsai ( Hokkien ) - Nose droppings
> Macy Koh ( Cantonese) - Never die before

13
Dec

Count our blessings

By bho 0 Comments
Categories: General, Humorous and Life

If you woke up this morning with more health than illness, you are more blessed than the million who won’t survive the week.

If you have never experienced the danger of battle, the loneliness of imprisonment, the agony of torture or the pangs of starvation, you are ahead of 20 million people around the world.

If you attend a church meeting without fear of harassment, arrest, torture, or death, you are more blessed than almost three billion people in the world.

If you have food in your refrigerator, clothes on your back, a roof over your head and a place to sleep, you are richer than 75% of this world.

If you have money in the bank, in your wallet, and spare change in a dish some place, you are among the top 8% of the world’s wealthy.

If your parents are still married and alive, you are very rare.

If you hold up your head with a smile on your face and are truly thankful, you are blessed because the majority can, but most do not.

If you can hold someone’s hand, hug them or even touch them on the shoulder, you are blessed because you can offer God’s healing touch.

If you can read this message, you are more blessed than over two billion people in the world that cannot read anything at all.

You are so blessed in ways you may never even know.

This blessing will only keep working if it is continuously passed around. If you are a recipient of a blessing, keep the blessing working by being the source of blessing to other people.

 

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