If the global crisis continues, by the end of this year, only 2 Banks will survive…..THE BLOOD BANK AND THE SPERM BANK…..Both these will then MERGE and it will be called…..”THE BLOODY FUCKING BANK“…..
Archive for the 'General' Category
04
Dec
only two banks left soon
04
Dec
extraordinary guy - 2
hahaha…dig out from my out of order cabinet and found him again, ha burno, was in Spice Garden when i took this picture of him…Camera specs: Nikon D3 fitted with Nikkor lens 85mmf1.4d, aperture of f1.4 @ shuuter speed of 1/250s, iso @ 200…enjoy !!!
30
Nov
extraordinary guy
Ha, he is a friend’s friend, he is bruno, a very nice chap; he would carry at least four bags whenever he goes shooting and in the bags at least 3 to 4 camera bodies attached with lens other then all those camera accessories. We normally change lens but he change body and so he don’t lose out time in shooting…met him again in the miss pesta 2008 public photoshoot the other day and i took a pic of him taking shots…camera specs: nikon d300 with 85mmf1.8d lens, aperture priority mode, spot metering and iso @ 200…enjoy !!!
28
Nov
evolution of man
This picture was taken in one of the street-shooting outing last month and I have to agree with them that this is the shot of that day outing. We all line up beside the pre-war building and take this shot, ha, and this becomes the photo of that day…the evolution of man….hahaha
(from left; joe, azlan, john, toshio, kevin, jack and urs truly, miin houy was the photographer.)
(picture courtesy of miin houy…taken on 5th october, 2008)
23
Dec
Punctuation…
An English professor wrote the words:
“A woman without her man is nothing “
on the board and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.
All of the males in the class wrote: “A woman, without her man, is nothing.”
All the females in the class wrote: “A woman: without her, man is nothing.”……
23
Dec
Tattoo parlor…
A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artist that
she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh, right up just below her
bikini line.
She also wants him to put “Happy Thanksgiving” under the turkey.
So the guy does it and it comes out looking real good.
The woman then instructs him to put a Santa Clause with “Merry
Christmas” up on her left thigh. So the guy does it and it comes out looking
good too.
As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist says,
“If you don’t mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual
tattoos on your thighs?”
She said, “I’m sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time
that there’s nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas !!!”
23
Dec
Winners Versus Losers
These are the differences between Winners and Losers:-
The Winner is always part of the answer;
The Loser is always part of the problem.
The Winner always has a solution;
The Loser always has an excuse.
The Winner says, “Let me do it for you”;
The Loser says, “That is not my job.”
The Winner sees an answer for every problem;
The Loser sees a problem for every answer.
The Winner says, “It may be difficult but it is possible”;
The Loser say, “It may be possible but it is too difficult.”
When a Winner makes a mistake, he says, “I was wrong”;
When a Loser makes a mistake, he says, “It wasn’t my fault.”
A Winner makes commitments;
A Loser makes promises.
Winners have dreams;
Losers have schemes.
Winners say, “I must do something”;
Losers say, “Something must be done.”
Winners are a part of the team;
Losers are apart from the team.
Winners see the gain;
Losers see pain.
Winners see possibilities;
Losers see problems.
Winners believe in win/win;
Losers believe for them to win someone has to lose.
Winners see the potential;
Losers see the past.
Winners are like a thermostat;
Loser are like thermometers.
Winners choose what they say;
Losers say what they choose.
Winners use hard arguments, but soft words;
Losers use soft arguments, but hard words.
Winners stand firm on values but compromise on petty things;
Losers stand firm on petty things but compromise on values.
Winners follow the philosophy of empathy: “Don’t do to others what you don’t want them to do to you”;
Losers follow the philosophy, “Do it to others before they do it to you.”
Winners make it happen;
Losers let it happen.
Very thoughtful, ALL FOR LOVE, a picture send to me through email by none other than my lovely wife for this coming festive seasons…
(picture courtesy of KSB)
A lovely picture and I reproduce here for those who are indeed in need of love…merry christmas.
I received the following from the email but it would only make sense if you know the chinese dialects in bracket, hahaha…
> Anne Chang ( Mandarin )- Dirty
> Anne Chin ( Mandarin ) - Keep quiet
> Faye Chen ( Mandarin ) - Dusty
> Carl Cheng ( Hokkien ) - Buttock
> Monica Cheng ( Hokkien ) - Touching your buttocks
> Lucy Leow ( Hokkien ) - You are dead
> Jane Tan ( Mandarin ) - Frying eggs
> Suzie Leow ( Hokkien ) - Lost till death
> Henry Mah ( Mandarin ) - Hate your mum
> Corrine Tai ( Hokkien ) - Poor fellow
> Paul Chan ( Mandarin ) - Bankrupt
> Nelson Tan ( Mandarin ) - Bird laying eggs
> Leslie Tong ( Mandarin ) - Rubbish bin
> Carmen Tng ( Hokkien ) - Leg hair long
> Connie Mah ( Cantonese ) - Call your mother
> Danny See ( Hokkien ) - Squeeze you to death
> Rosie Teng ( Hokkien ) - Screws and nails
> Pete Tsai ( Hokkien ) - Nose droppings
> Macy Koh ( Cantonese) - Never die before
13
Dec
Count our blessings
If you woke up this morning with more health than illness, you are more blessed than the million who won’t survive the week.
If you have never experienced the danger of battle, the loneliness of imprisonment, the agony of torture or the pangs of starvation, you are ahead of 20 million people around the world.
If you attend a church meeting without fear of harassment, arrest, torture, or death, you are more blessed than almost three billion people in the world.
If you have food in your refrigerator, clothes on your back, a roof over your head and a place to sleep, you are richer than 75% of this world.
If you have money in the bank, in your wallet, and spare change in a dish some place, you are among the top 8% of the world’s wealthy.
If your parents are still married and alive, you are very rare.
If you hold up your head with a smile on your face and are truly thankful, you are blessed because the majority can, but most do not.
If you can hold someone’s hand, hug them or even touch them on the shoulder, you are blessed because you can offer God’s healing touch.
If you can read this message, you are more blessed than over two billion people in the world that cannot read anything at all.
You are so blessed in ways you may never even know.
This blessing will only keep working if it is continuously passed around. If you are a recipient of a blessing, keep the blessing working by being the source of blessing to other people.
