BHO Crap Talk…

Having spend a night in Ipoh yesterday, I was on my way back  this afternoon with my family and stopover in Kuala Kangsar to shoot some landscapes, haha and I saw this beautiful fighting cock near the Istana.  It was standing just right there and waiting for me to shoot…hahaha with a normal zoom lens of course…Camera specs: Nikon D300 fitted with 17-55mmf/2.8g lens…enjoy !!!

If the global crisis continues, by the end of this year, only 2 Banks will survive…..THE BLOOD BANK AND THE SPERM BANK…..Both these will then MERGE and it will be called…..”THE BLOODY FUCKING BANK“…..

hahaha…dig out from my out of order cabinet and found him again, ha burno, was in Spice Garden when i took this picture of him…Camera specs: Nikon D3 fitted with Nikkor lens 85mmf1.4d, aperture of f1.4 @ shutter speed of 1/250s, iso @ 200…enjoy !!!

Ha, he is a friend’s friend, he is bruno, a very nice chap; he would carry at least four bags whenever he goes shooting and in the bags at least 3 to 4 camera bodies attached with lens other then all those camera accessories.  We normally change lens but he change body and so he don’t lose out time in shooting…met him again in the miss pesta 2008 public photoshoot the other day and i took a pic of him taking shots…camera specs: nikon d300 with 85mmf1.8d lens, aperture priority mode, spot metering and iso @ 200…enjoy !!!

This picture was taken in one of the street-shooting outing last month and I have to agree with them that this is the shot of that day outing.  We all line up beside the pre-war building and take this shot, ha, and this becomes the photo of that day…the evolution of man….hahaha

(from left; joe, azlan, john, toshio, kevin, jack and urs truly, miin houy was the photographer.)

(picture courtesy of miin houy…taken on 5th october, 2008)

An English professor wrote the words:

“A woman without her man is nothing “

on the board and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.

All of the males in the class wrote: “A woman, without her man, is nothing.”

All the females in the class wrote: “A woman: without her, man is nothing.”……

A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artist that
she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh, right up just below her
bikini line.

She also wants him to put “Happy Thanksgiving” under the turkey.

So the guy does it and it comes out looking real good.

The woman then instructs him to put a Santa Clause with “Merry
Christmas” up on her left thigh. So the guy does it and it comes out looking
good too.

As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist says,
   “If you don’t mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual
     tattoos on your thighs?”

She said, “I’m sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time
    that there’s nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas !!!”

These are the differences between Winners and Losers:-

The Winner is always part of the answer;
The Loser is always part of the problem.

The Winner always has a solution;
The Loser always has an excuse.

The Winner says, “Let me do it for you”;
The Loser says, “That is not my job.”

The Winner sees an answer for every problem;
The Loser sees a problem for every answer.

The Winner says, “It may be difficult but it is possible”;
The Loser say, “It may be possible but it is too difficult.”

When a Winner makes a mistake, he says, “I was wrong”;
When a Loser makes a mistake, he says, “It wasn’t my fault.”

A Winner makes commitments;
A Loser makes promises.

Winners have dreams;
Losers have schemes.

Winners say, “I must do something”;
Losers say, “Something must be done.”

Winners are a part of the team;
Losers are apart from the team.

Winners see the gain;
Losers see pain.

Winners see possibilities;
Losers see problems.

Winners believe in win/win;
Losers believe for them to win someone has to lose.

Winners see the potential;
Losers see the past.

Winners are like a thermostat;
Loser are like thermometers.

Winners choose what they say;
Losers say what they choose.

Winners use hard arguments, but soft words;
Losers use soft arguments, but hard words.

Winners stand firm on values but compromise on petty things;
Losers stand firm on petty things but compromise on values.

Winners follow the philosophy of empathy: “Don’t do to others what you   don’t want them to do to you”;
Losers follow the philosophy, “Do it to others before they do it to you.”

Winners make it happen; 
Losers let it happen.

Very thoughtful, ALL FOR LOVE, a picture send to me through email by none other than my lovely wife for this coming festive seasons…

(picture courtesy of KSB)

A lovely picture and I reproduce here for those who are indeed in need of love…merry christmas.

I received the following from the email but it would only make sense if you know the chinese dialects in bracket, hahaha…

> Anne Chang ( Mandarin )- Dirty
> Anne Chin ( Mandarin ) – Keep quiet
> Faye Chen ( Mandarin ) – Dusty
> Carl Cheng ( Hokkien ) – Buttock
> Monica Cheng ( Hokkien ) – Touching your buttocks
> Lucy Leow ( Hokkien ) – You are dead
> Jane Tan ( Mandarin ) – Frying eggs
> Suzie Leow ( Hokkien ) – Lost till death
> Henry Mah ( Mandarin ) – Hate your mum
> Corrine Tai ( Hokkien ) – Poor fellow
> Paul Chan ( Mandarin ) – Bankrupt
> Nelson Tan ( Mandarin ) – Bird laying eggs
> Leslie Tong ( Mandarin ) – Rubbish bin
> Carmen Tng ( Hokkien ) – Leg hair long
> Connie Mah ( Cantonese ) – Call your mother
> Danny See ( Hokkien ) – Squeeze you to death
> Rosie Teng ( Hokkien ) – Screws and nails
> Pete Tsai ( Hokkien ) – Nose droppings
> Macy Koh ( Cantonese) – Never die before